🍳 Official Tangle & Trouble Recipe Disclaimer
Filed under: Chaos, Crumbs, and Caution
While all recipes found on this website have been tested, tasted, and occasionally exploded by fictional characters (and one very real teenager with a whisk and questionable judgement), please note the following:
- These recipes are for entertainment purposes and snack-related joy only. If your jam tarts turn out more “abstract art” than “bake sale winner,” don’t blame Stubby. He’s just here for the crumbs.
- We are not responsible for burnt fingers, sticky countertops, kitchen fires, suspiciously sentient cubes, or dogs who eat half the ingredients when no one’s looking. You know who you are.
- Marlowe is not a trained chef. Her culinary philosophy is “add more jam and hope for the best.” Proceed accordingly.
- Allergic to something? Check your ingredients. Substitutions are encouraged, but if you replace flour with glitter, you’re on your own.
- If your cocoa gives you feelings, good. If it makes your kitchen floor permanently marshmallow-sticky, well… that’s sort of the point.
By using these recipes, you accept full responsibility for whatever delicious or disastrous chaos may follow.
You bake at your own risk. Stubby approves.
🐾 Now wash your hands and don’t forget the snacks.
P.S Images are AI generated!
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